I Read it for the Articles……. Really

So I wouldn’t normally throw myself in with such a distinguished crowd, however, while perusing the article in Playboy, “Students on Students- Eight College Girls (and One Obnixious Guy) on the State of Sex on College Campuses Today” I stumbled across some genius advice from a mensa who would make Andrew Carnegie and Thorton Mellon, simultaneously roll over in their graves:

Advice Squad: “I’d say to a freshman girl, “Don’t be too nice.” Don’t be a bitch, but don’t be too nice. At Carnegie Mellon there’s a high incidence of Asperger’s syndrome, a mild form of autism. Those who have it can function completely fine, but they don’t understand social cues at all. They’ll stand three inches from your face when they talk to you. I suffered though a lot of weird hugs and weird, awkward back rubs.”


  1. It’s okay to be mean to retards, even if you know they are most likely retards
  2. What was the suffering like after the weird hugs and backrubs turned into weird orgies?
  3. Is Asperger’s Syndrome in anyway related to Stockholm’s Syndrome?

You be the judge.


~ by A Soul on the Verge of Aim on September 21, 2007.

One Response to “I Read it for the Articles……. Really”

  1. Stockholm Syndrome is the best thing on earth.
    As long as you’re not falling for a McPoyle.

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